Dr. Constantino Mendieta
(Dr C) is the biggest
advocate for butt augmentation in the world.
Unsurprisingly, his
practice is in Miami and overrun with sexy nurses with surgically
sculpted butts.
Butt-hungry patients fly in from all over the globe to
have his steady hand in their behind, and with good reason – he
literally wrote the book on butts.
It's called
The Art of Gluteal Sculpting. In this article he wants to set the record straight.
All of the women pictured in this article are Hungarian, except for
Serena Williams.
None of them have had surgical augmentation.
What you
see is natural. It is just what God gave them.
rself to be an artist?
What Dr C does is three-dimensional sculpting. It's
not just moving around fat – anyone can do that. His prices start at
around $14,000, but you may find some plastic surgeons who will charge
$4,000 for butt augmentation.
The price tag is the difference between
going to a hack or getting a real Picasso.
The problem is that some women see the butts of other people who've
already had an underground procedure.
Initially underground butt
injections with stuff like silicone can look fantastic – the problem
often occurs several years later.
The silicone can, for example, eat
away at the flesh. It's mind boggling to me with the advent of the
internet how many people think it is safe to undergo those shady
procedures.
The bottom line is that there are four different butt shapes that
exist, no matter what part of the world or the country you are in.
It
has to do with measuring two points – the upper-outer part of the upper
butt and the lower-outer part of the lower butt. When you measure those
points you start to get the A, the V, the Square and the round shapes.
(SEE last picture in this article to view the 4 basic shapes.)
(Serena Williams, tennis champion.)
There are four famous women that most women want to look like. Number
one would be J. Lo or Kim Kardashian, they are running head to head.
And then Serena Williams and Beyoncé. Also, ever since the royal wedding
we've been hearing a lot about Kate Middleton's sister, Pippa – she's
got the smaller cute butt.
Serena Williams has a pretty massive ass. I would think not
many people could achieve that level of butt, even with plastic
surgery.
Mainly the African Americans ask for that one. A lot of the time the
women who seek a Serena butt are already full-figured. So it is in line
with their body type. Occasionally, however, I can't deliver it
because of their anatomy, so they have to come back for a second
procedure.
The prettiest shape is the A. The most complained about shape is the
square. The least attractive is the V, followed by the round – but it
is a far second. The A shape is what we are always trying to get.
The A shape is basically where a woman's waist is smaller than her
hips at a ratio of 0.7. Psychologist Devendra Singh did a study where
she found that men – young, old, American, Afghan, whatever – desire
women who posses that magic ratio.
It's probably an instinctive thing
because A-shaped women tend to be more fertile and have a healthier
lifestyle.
How wide those hips are is the cultural factor.
Latinos tend to like
the "Jennifer Lopez", which is a little bit fuller on the bottom with
wider hips.
Asians tend to like a little bit narrower hip area because
they want to look taller and more slender.
African Americans want a huge
caboose that is big, full and round everywhere. Caucasians run the
gamut – some like a wider hip and some like a narrower hip.
I have never met a butt that I can't make better. I only turn them
down because they're not good candidates for medical or psychological
reasons, or they don't have enough body fat.
People who don't have any body fat limit what I can do. I have to
send them to a Bootie Camp. To build more fat on their body that I can
then move into the buttocks, I send them to booty camp. I tell them
they can eat whatever they want – McDonald's, Burger King… Once they've
puffed up I can grab that new fat and put it in their butt. Booty camp
is the best prescription they are ever going to get.
When the news came out late last year that some retardedly desperate
girls in Miami allowed a transsexual Frankenstein man with grotesquely
gargantuan ass and titties to inject their butts with cement and
Fix-A-Flat tire sealant in hopes of ballooning their asses to J. Lo
proportions, we knew this whole bootylicious thing was starting to get
out of control. Surprisingly, that case is just one of many instances
last year where people hired quacks to augment their asses – a
20-year-old student in Philly even died from underground silicone butt
injections last February.
This seedy scene of backyard ass-plasty belies a broader trend of
women going to extreme measures to improve the shape and girth of their
behinds. The sane way to do this, beyond squats and eating lots of
bonbons, is to go to a plastic surgeon. There are two general methods
that real doctors use to augment your bum – implants and fat transfers.
Implants in the butt generally follow the same concept as implants in
the breast, and have been slowly rising in popularity in the US over the
last few years.
However, fat transfers, also known as the Brazilian
Butt Lift, are where all the action is. This procedure involves
liposuctioning fat from unwanted places, prepping it and pumping it back
into select areas of the butt to create a delicious flesh-apple.
It's
hard to get specific statistics on fat grafting, however, because most
surgery societies tally fat transfers under liposuction.
The bottom line is that there are four different butt shapes that
exist, no matter what part of the world or the country you are in.
It all has to do with measuring two points – the upper-outer part of
the upper butt and the lower-outer part of the lower butt. When you
measure those points you start to get the A, the V, the Square and the
round shapes. he prettiest shape is the A.
The most complained about
shape is the square. The least attractive is the V, followed by the
round – but it is a far second.
The A shape is what we are always
trying to get.